Austin makes the Men’s Health list of top 10 smuttiest cities in America

Here’s one list Austin may not be proud to be included on.

In its April edition, Men’s Health magazine ranks the nation’s 100 smuttiest U.S. cities and Austin ranks 10th. Perhaps we should change the city nickname to the A-T-triple-X.

According to Men’s Health, rankings are based on the number of X-rated DVDs bought, rented or streamed, as compiled by AdultDVDEmpire.com; the number of adult entertainment stores per city, as monitored by StorErotica.net; the rate of porn searches, via Google; and the percentage of households that subscribe to Cinemax, the bluest of the cable movie networks.

Here’s how the top ten stacks up.

1. Orlando
2. Las Vegas
3. Wilmington, Delaware (I say this is the oddest selection)
4. Raleigh
5. Charlotte
6. Minneapolis
7. Atlanta
8. Tampa
9. Anchorage
10. Austin

Amusingly, I have lived in four of the cities on the list. Coincidence? I admit to having some super sized tatas, but it’s not like I asked for them!